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ComicArtistProSecrets: TICO--A Soy Wars Story -

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ComicArtistProSecrets: TICO--A Soy Wars Story


The sequel to the legendary and record breaking SOYLO tee is available now! 

And our company founder is now buying up TICO merchandise like a true #TICOPATH and has announced he's going to build a shrine in our warehouse. He also has a really great fan-theory about how The Last Jedi could have been better. We are reprinting it without the boss's permission:

The only way The Last Jedi would have been a good movie, is if Luke had killed Rey in her sleep and then committed seppuku by lightsaber, and then Rose Tico had been suddenly overcome by the power of the Force as if in an old fashioned Pentecostal Tent Revival, and she did the oh-so-difficult task of defeating soyboy incels Snoke and Kylo Ren (Luke redeems himself with a force projection assist in this battle). Because Boyega's character ended up being killed by Captain Phasma a couple scenes earlier, Tico accidentally becomes the next Sith by using the powers of Darth Plagueis the Wise to resurrect him (but then Boyega becomes infused with midichlorians and becomes the Actual Last Jedi--although we don't find this out until Episode 9: The Last, Last Jedi--We Really Mean It This Time, Honest).

Next Level Black 100% cotton tees. Small through 3XL (Gildan 4X and 5X) Ladies Crew are Bella 100% Cotton, S-2XL. Youth sizes are Anvil Ringspun, in Youth S - L. 

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