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grand opening this weeeknd

september 9-12th will be our grand opening. the owner was planning to do that this weekend, but then, like a wuss, he got taken down by a stomach bug. he's better now, but wanted to handle this stuff himself.  free first class shipping for the weekend (US only). should have a few more designs up--graphics has had some difficulty perfecting the last few.  but it'll be good.

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EU/UK shipping now available

while we're super american and everything, some of these designs might be of interest to folks overseas. Shipping is $22.50 to the entire EU/UK. The limit is ~3 shirts, however. This is First Class International, not exactly quick, but it's the least expensive option we have available.   Other regions are not yet available. Stay tuned!

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it's coming together nicely

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it's coming together nicely

good evening denizens of the alt-right, libertarian, contrarian, ancap, or whatever the movement of your choice happens to be. cryptofashion doesn't care who or what you are--even commies are welcome to spend their money here (if they have any)--especially if it's ironically , we just hope one day to call you all "cryptofashists." we're still kicking ourselves over that one. we've got a few new designs up--the 2nd amendment tee is great, but my personal favorite is the deus vult tee.  it's stupid how we came up with that. the proprietor was talking to graphics, and was like "hey, we need a...

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yup, we're open

is anyone out there? wow. we're open. this has been a lot of work.  so there are products. that's good. everything is working as it should. no rhyming, dammit.  so what should we call our fans and targeted client base? cryptofashionistas? cryptofashionfans? cryptofashioniks? we absolutely cannot under any circumstances call them cryptofashists. or...can we? i mean, that's what everyone else calls 'em...little different spelling, and the word has basically no meaning at this point. it's a completely toothless epithet, given the complete lack of understanding most people--especially sinister people--have of early-mid 20th century authoritarian political movements, versus the modern proponents of western...

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